that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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