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(617): View more from Massachusetts

After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"

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(860): View more from Connecticut

So many bounce houses so little time

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(423): View more from Tennessee

She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"

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(765): View more from Indiana

The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot

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