Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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