you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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