At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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