Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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