This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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