too bad you live with your parents still
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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