whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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