he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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