just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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