And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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