if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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