if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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