There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i think i have herpe
just one?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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