Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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