Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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