Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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