first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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