the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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