That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Randomize
