Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
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