I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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