margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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