I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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