A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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