school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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