Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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