Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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