if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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