Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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