No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
be right there i have to get my cape
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You were trust falling into bushes
Randomize
