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say what?
wanna hang out?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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