Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Dick very happy bro
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