You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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