All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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