I want to make a zoo with you.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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