its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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