thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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