I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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