Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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