I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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