walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He did a backflip because drugs
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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