also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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