Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
thus making me awesome and them whores
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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