U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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