becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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