He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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