Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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