D3 body, D1 cock
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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