susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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