Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
