I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
