so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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