I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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