She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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