Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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