it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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