If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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